7 steps to break the ice and instantly make friends…

Posted: July 19th, 2007 | Author: Joey | Filed under: Whatever | 4 Comments »

I forgot what they are… does anyone have them? Forget it, I’ll just open with a Mitch Hedberg quote:

I don’t have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.

And she’s my wife…

4 Comments on “7 steps to break the ice and instantly make friends…”

  1. 1 Hayden said at 1:14 am on July 21st, 2007:

    I was so disappointed that you didn’t have the 7 steps to break the ice and instantly make friends, I was really interested in reading something informative and useful. So I’ll just have to reciprocate your joke giving with you which one I find especially funny because I’m really into receipts right now:

    I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut… I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don’t even act like I didn’t buy a doughnut, I’ve got the documentation right here… It’s in my file at home. …Under “D”.
    Mitch Hedberg

  2. 2 Fressia said at 12:40 am on July 25th, 2007:

    Joey you should get a longboard! They are SO much fun. Then next time we’re all together again we could have a longboarding party – they’re so many ways to ride them it’s fun for all ages! They boys would LOVE it.

  3. 3 Sarah said at 10:54 pm on July 28th, 2007:

    Hi!

    - i just stumbled in here. I love reading blogs of people i barely know! im gonna go lurk over there now…

  4. 4 Robert said at 2:41 pm on August 24th, 2007:

    Now that is funny!

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