Obviously, my name is Joey Mazzarelli. Originally from the Coachella Valley in Southern California, I now call Boise Idaho home. I was born in 1978, which makes me 30 at the time of writing this. I have a lovely wife and two amazing boys.

The name of my blog is “Escalator Temporarily Stairs” which, of course, comes from a Mitch Hedberg joke. Google it. Even if this blog is broken, hopefully it is good for something.

I’m not that interesting of a person, so I’ll stop now.