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	<title>Joey Mazzarelli</title>
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		<title>Browser Statistics</title>
		<link>http://joey.mazzarelli.com/2010/03/01/browser-statistics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 05:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is nothing more than a public service announcement. All web developers are interested in browser statistics. Unfortunately, most of the places we get our statistics from are heavily biased toward developers like ourselves.
My wife runs a business that has virtually no geek appeal. I&#8217;d link to her site, but that&#8217;d bias the stats. It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nothing to see here.</title>
		<link>http://joey.mazzarelli.com/2009/08/31/nothing-to-see-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What a stupid title. Anyway, for my graduate project, I need a web app that I can experiment on. Instead of finding an open source one that would fit my needs, I wrote one myself. I created a very rudimentary ORM in a couple hours (which surprisingly worked quite well), and a templating engine that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Winning at Guess Who in Just a Few Steps</title>
		<link>http://joey.mazzarelli.com/2009/02/25/winning-at-guess-who-in-just-a-few-steps/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 07:13:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://joey.mazzarelli.com/?p=87</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For the fun of it, I created an interactive decision tree for playing the game of Guess Who?.
Try it out and let me know if you come up with better features that create a smaller decision tree.
Originally I had more features, but removed them because I decided that if I had to explain to my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Easy Date parsing with JavaScript</title>
		<link>http://joey.mazzarelli.com/2008/11/25/easy-date-parsing-with-javascript/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 05:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Coding]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[javascript]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://joey.mazzarelli.com/?p=80</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Date.fromString()
For the impatient, scroll to the bottom of the page for an interactive example.
Date.fromString() is a method that allows you to easily parse user input into a date. There are currently many implementations of calendar pop-ups that aim to solve a similar problem. However, these calendars are cumbersome to use if the target date is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Runtime PHP Annotations. What a tease.</title>
		<link>http://joey.mazzarelli.com/2008/05/30/runtime-php-annotations-what-a-tease/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 06:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://joey.mazzarelli.com/?p=19</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Today at work I found myself on the tedious side of software development. I mainly develop in PHP, and PHP lacks many things that would otherwise make it an enjoyable language to use. It seems like the mantra of the PHP developers and community as a whole is &#8220;half-assed&#8221; (in all due respect, of course [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Making a useful JavaScript library SUPER-USEFUL!</title>
		<link>http://joey.mazzarelli.com/2008/03/26/making-a-useful-javascript-library-super-useful/</link>
		<comments>http://joey.mazzarelli.com/2008/03/26/making-a-useful-javascript-library-super-useful/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:31:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Coding]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone likes (or should like) succinct-yet-readable code. Here is a technique you can use for taking your javascript modules and making them even more fun to use.

The following is a useful javascript module for getting and setting cookies. (It uses jQuery.) The usage is as straightforward as it gets. It provides three useful functions...]]></description>
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		<title>Betty Jean, Here I Come!</title>
		<link>http://joey.mazzarelli.com/2008/01/09/betty-jean-here-i-come/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[About a month ago I was sitting in the waiting room of a doctor&#8217;s office when I an elderly man walked up to the counter to sign in. The receptionist took his information, but after a minute of looking on her schedule she couldn&#8217;t find his name. She soon found it, but he was scheduled [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If JavaScript is so cool, then why does my nephew say it&#8217;s not a real programming langauge?</title>
		<link>http://joey.mazzarelli.com/2007/08/22/if-javascript-is-so-cool-then-why-does-my-nephew-say-its-not-a-real-programming-langauge/</link>
		<comments>http://joey.mazzarelli.com/2007/08/22/if-javascript-is-so-cool-then-why-does-my-nephew-say-its-not-a-real-programming-langauge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 03:28:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Coding]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://joey.mazzarelli.com/2007/08/22/if-javascript-is-so-cool-then-why-does-my-nephew-say-its-not-a-real-programming-langauge/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Every now and then I am asked which is my favorite programming language. To me that is like choosing which is my favorite kid. Am I going out to play Frisbee, or trying to get them to flip off the car next to us? It all depends, man. But I must say, I like JavaScript.
If [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How can a sloth beget monkeys?</title>
		<link>http://joey.mazzarelli.com/2007/08/06/how-can-a-sloth-beget-monkeys/</link>
		<comments>http://joey.mazzarelli.com/2007/08/06/how-can-a-sloth-beget-monkeys/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2007 17:11:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Whatever]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://joey.mazzarelli.com/2007/08/06/how-can-a-sloth-beget-monkeys/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[About a year ago, I redesigned Hayden&#8217;s website. You know which one. I was busy though, and didn&#8217;t get around to actually implementing the new look and feel. I told her I would get it done over Christmas break. Well, Christmas break came and went. Then January came and went. Then February came and went, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The monkeys: if only I were this cool.</title>
		<link>http://joey.mazzarelli.com/2007/07/31/the-monkeys-if-only-i-were-this-cool/</link>
		<comments>http://joey.mazzarelli.com/2007/07/31/the-monkeys-if-only-i-were-this-cool/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought I ought to put a couple pictures of two of my favorite people on my website.
I&#8217;ll kick it off with a couple portraits. Although both of them constantly beg for attention, only one of them enjoys having pictures taken of him.
 
JD has had a mohawk for over a month now. We gave [...]]]></description>
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